"Not Me!" Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

About four months ago I decided to take the Mini Van plunge. I never in my whole life thought I would ever drive a mini van. On Monday, like any other dreaded Monday, I got up and got ready for work, made my coffee, and went to remote start my van....it wouldn't start!!! I did not try to remote start it several times before I had to go outside in the frozen tundra. When I did have to finally go out, I did not wear my slippers out in the snow, no way, who would do such a thing, not me! I did not have to wake up poor Poppa Bear...asleep and warm and snoring like all bears do. Poppa Bear did finally get it started after I was already on my way to work in his car. I was already late for work, so I did not turn around and drive home to get my van, so I was not even later for work...nope...I am never late for work.

Because of the van incident I did not have to visit the dealer twice in one week.

Jury duty...have I mentioned what a wonderful thing jury duty is? Guess who didn't get a summons last week and guess who did not have to call every.single.evening and sometimes afternoons. What a PITA. I mean really, isn't there an easier way? I love calling them every single day...and worrying all day long that I'll even remember to make that phone call when I get home after playing, changing the butts of, and feeding two babies.

The week was pretty much uneventful...thankfully.

Oh yeah...guess who did not get a chance to get out on Saturday? Me? Not Me! I did not get to go and relax while having someone else pamper me...and I did not get my nails done. Who would choose to do such a thing on their day out? Not Me! that's who.