Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.

I did not have to take little bear to the pediatrician on Friday, only for them to tell me that that rash around his eye is only eczema. I did not have to pay $20 for something I could have referred to the Google School of Medicine for.

One day a few years ago, I woke up to a surprise…on.my.face. I have joined many of my fellow women in the fight against facial hair. With that said, I did not hear a faint whisper. A whisper from my new friend mustache. She was not whispering to me, “Please….help me! Please make an appointment to have me ripped from your lip!” I did not visit my lovely sister (who is a hair dresser) on Saturday to have said friend mustache ripped removed from my upper lip. Goodbye dear friend, see you in six weeks.

Big Bear has been trying hard lately to crawl. He manages well in this endeaver by schooching himself all around by way of reverse. Big Bear shifted himself into forward yesterday. He is now officially crawling. Big sigh. Better get to that baby proofing. In addition to that, Little Bear is still happily content to sit and play with his toys. Momma Bear is not worried whatsoever that he will never crawl. Who would worry about such a thing. I am not a worrier. Nope. Not me!

Head over to My Charming Kids to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.