What The Heck Did I Eat Last Night

I had the strangest dreams last night.  It was a horrible night of sleeping filled with craziness.

I had this one dream that was just the icing on the cake.

I had a nail appointment at 8 am.  My husband was at work, but in my dream, that wasn't a problem since the boys always sleep until 9.  I could go to my appointment and get home and they would never even know I was gone. (OMG)

While at this nail appointment, the technician kept getting up and going to the store across the hall of the mall to buy more nail supplies.  I kept getting very angry with her thinking she needed to hurry so I could get home before the boys woke up.

Finally, the nail tech made a huge mistake, instead of prepping my nails with primer, she used cuticle oil.  She realized this mistake, got up, and went across the hall to the nail supply store again.

That was the final straw for me, and time was running out.  So I got up and left.

Instead of driving home, I decided to run home the twenty miles.  Down sidewalks, really fast, and leaping over obstacles.

Upon arriving at home I found the boys did indeed wake up while I was gone.  They had dismantled their cribs and were in their room playing with pillows and pieces of their cribs on the floor; crying and smelling of a much needed diaper change.

I felt horrible for leaving them all alone.

The End.

Wow! What the heck did I eat before bed?  Any dream analyzers out there? I'm afraid to know what this dream truly means.